Jennifer Bubel
MASCOTS
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Freddie looks like he's had a rough night...every night. He is supposed to signify courage and dignity, but he mostly just symbolizes being tired.
Freddie Falcon
Atlanta Falcons
Howdy from Rowdy, y'all! Did that intimidate you? No? Rowdy is about as threatening as the Cowboys making it to a Super Bowl in the next decade.
Rowdy
Dallas Cowboys
Speaking of non-threatening mascots, the Chiefs decided to go with a dumbfounded wolf with very wide hips. The better to sack you with?
KC Wolf
Kansas City Chiefs
First of all, he's a saint. The most threatening thing he can do is guilt us. Second of all, how can anyone take that chin seriously?
Sir Saint
New Orleans Saints
I fear FOR Captain Fear. He does not look okay. He also looks like he could really use a trip to the barbershop.
Captain Fear
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Jaxson's antics on the field have gotten him into some trouble, but the spotted jaguar is more a danger to himself than anyone else.
Jaxson De Ville
Jacksonville Jaguars
Well, we certainly can't say Steely isn't scary. He is TOO scary. He makes you wonder if he's carrying that steel beam for work or as a weapon.
Steely McBeam
Pittsburgh Steelers
Mascots should be a little silly too, right? But a Titan is defined as "a person or thing of very great strength, intellect, or importance". So...a racoon?
T-Rac
Tennessee Titans
Bolt man is the stuff of nightmares. He looks like he should be part of the Umbrella Academy, which is about a dysfunctional family of "superheroes".
Bolt Man
Los Angeles Chargers
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